Party: Jokes Please! does Hot Yoga!

Party: Jokes Please! does Hot Yoga!

Andy Kallstrom and Ross Dauk will be hosting Jokes Please! this week and they know a lot about yoga. For instance here are the types of yoga: HOT, COLD and MEDIUM temperatured yoga.

The advantage of hot yoga is that you sweat. You sweat buckets. It’s actually recommended that you do hot yoga IN a bucket. The City of Vancouver is considering a bylaw where all of Kitsilano must be in a bucket at all times to account for all of the hot yoga sweat.

Hot Yoga has went on record saying, “Please don’t objectify me. Sure I’m hot but I’m also VERY attractive. Please call me VERY ATTRACTIVE YOGA.” Then Ashtanga Yoga said, “You’re VAIN and HOLLOW and defined by a temperature. NO ONE THINKS YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE! YOU ARE JUST HAVING HEAT STROKE DELUSIONS YOU BALONEY ACTIVITY!” Sounds like Ashtanga needs to breath.

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Cover is 5

DID YOU KNOW Hot Yoga has been shown to dramatically increase the lifespans of yoga mat bacteria?