Party: Thanksgiving Jokes Please!

Party: Thanksgiving Jokes Please!

Here be a COMPLETELY unordered list of things the award-winning stand-up comedy show Jokes Please! is thankful for:

Audience members

Blood

Comedians (including this week's line-up: Jane Stanton, Mark Nesbitt, Alex Fortin, Charles Haycock)

Doers of kindnesses to old people

Eggs (hard boiled and chocolate)

Friendships

Gravy

Hunks (Super Variety: Cruise, Pratt, Karl Urban, etc)

Itchiness that fades over time

Jokes

Kindnesses towards rich jerks

Laughter

Mom's Spaghetti Videos

New socks

Occupations where people can make a good life for themselves and their loved ones without sacrificing dignity or personal integrity

Personal space on transit

Queen Elizabeth’s grace

Roosters who are not upset at us

Sunsets

That humans have butts (poor fish and whales and their buttless existence)

Unsolved Mysteries (the TV show)

Volunteer fireSTARTERS keeping the professional firefighters employed (so kind)

Wet dreams

Your Mom (zing, for some reason)

Zingsiness

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Cover is 5
Drinks are 4

TLDR: We are thankful for everything, existence is a bizarre and beautiful thing.